The "official, can Omaha drink a case of Keystone before kickoff" game day thread?

[WaynesWorld87]

Originally Posted by Spike

Jets won. Fucking Rams!

So now we'll be spending the foreseeable future dealing with DeShaun Watson and Trevor Lawrence in the division. Not to mention Tannehill has transformed into a very good QB.

Hopefully the Jags and Texans front-offices keep being incompetent, because they both have blue-chip QB prospects to build around assuming the Jags end up with Lawrence.