12-29-2025, 10:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChoppedWood
I think it starts like this:
"Hello, hello, is this Chris"
"Yes, this is Chris, I am busy in the weight room flexing in my too tight sport coat and I have a hat try on session immediately after, and then I am flying to the Maldives for 3 months, so I don't have a lot of time- so hurry up, why have you called me?"
"Hi Chris, it's, Carlie. I had security break into your office, they retrieved the pics. For years you have fucking held that shit over our heads forcing us to keep you employed, but no longer- you fucking suck and you are fired".
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Fire Ballard at 9 am, and Giant owner John Mara’s plane will be at the airport at noon.
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