Official Jagoffs limp dick us into submission
 

I can't believe none of you Fairweather assholes made an official game thread.

Jagoffs 34
Colts 23

Rivers is actually so desperate to get one last W on the record that when we are down 24-0 in the first quarter, he goes on the Jags sideline and puts on a Jags jersey. This one is gonna be fucking ugly.

C- on the title

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Our beloved Colts are in a no-win situation in these next 2 games.

If they win the game(s), they will be chastised and ridiculed for winning when it's meaningless.

If they lose the game(s), then they suck because they lost.


Me ??? I'm on board because I'm always on board, just as I was when we started the 2011 season at 0-13 ...... let's go, Uncle Phil.

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Long night man, but fitting title

Colts will win today itll be reminiscent of Luck beating the Jags late in the season when we were out of the playoffs and it was the most emotion I think I’ve ever seen out of Luck. Might be Riley Leonard might be Rivers but colts win and they’ll celebrate like it’s a superbowl victory

Colts 31- 27

Why on earth are they activating Sauce for a game that means less than nothing? Let him heal for next season when, hopefully, it counts. Why risk it? Because that is what we do?

Same reason we risked Buckners neck last week. This staff is willing to risk their players health to save their jobs

Colts win 27-23.
In fact they will win next week as well because that’s what we do. We will finish in the 8th spot, with a terrible slot in the draft order, knowing with perhaps another win we would have made the tourney.

Colts 21
Jags 35

Rivers High School team is at the game today. That's pretty cool

We ain’t winning today or next week.

Unless Houston has nothing to play for next week.

41-20 Jags.

PS, I think the Jags could very well make it to the Super Bowl.

I think Houston can. That D is for real

Neither one of them can win the superbowl

Especially Stroud, he folds when pressure is in his face

I agree with you on Stroud.

But Coen has Lawrence playing by far the best football of his career. If he’s not holding them back, they could certainly get to the Super Bowl.

First good sign, JJ Watt isn’t calling the game

why in the fuck is he playing Rivers??? Stupid ass fucking move...play Leonard and give him some playing time.

Obvious PI on Pittman. Refs are already working against us.

Oh look an effective hot read. Anyone on the colts taking notes?

I really want Phil to get a couple wins. I always liked the guy and he deserves the team to ball for him. It’s a horrible spot for the team to be in but pride alone should serve as motivation enough.

3rd and long we blitz they read it and make the same pass for a first down twice

Great question. Anyone have the answer?

Nice unforced turnover recovery

Incredibly dumb play call, they didn’t need trickery to move the ball.

Jags are over thinking this. More plays like that one are our only chance.

Doing his best Steichen impression

Good play, Mallory

Good 1st quarter. Let's get 7 to open the 2nd.

Way to finsh that drive with 7. 15 play drive.

They’re definitely playing with some heart today

Not sure yet.

They got lucky on the first drive.

Jags trying to cheat there

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I love the annoyed expression on Uncle Phil's face any time one of his teammates fucks up ...... he's like a 39 year-old Jimmy Connors who made it to the Semi-Finals of the US Open in 1991. Connors would look at the judge incredulously after a bad call, and say, l "I'm 39 years-old working my butt off out here, and you're pulling that nonsense ??? C'mon now, man."

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Not a catch, but refs gonna ref

So, running into a player does not constitute a tackle. Wrap up!

"as good as any" = average. I really wish announcers would stop saying that.

Bad angle by Cross. He looked foolish on that run.

2 weeks in a row the defense has yet to get a stop… playing at home

Defense can’t get a stop.

Ugh, now the Jags get 2 for 1.