Zebras hunting colts. Who’d a thunk it?

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He looked like Daryle Lamonica and Ken Stabler, when they had the greatest offensive line in the history of professional football blocking for them.

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Yeah, but I didn't know the 49ers OL was the reincarnation of the 93 Cowboys OL.

3rd down. I’d bet good money they’ll score a touchdown here. Probably the 4th touchdown pass for Purdy. In the first half, mind you.

What is least likely to be seen in the dome tonight?
A. Bigfoot
B. Elvis
C. Our pass rush.

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Hold them to a field goal, score a TD, and go into halftime down by a score of 24-21.

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What was the defensive game plan tonight? Whatever it was it ain't fucking working. It looks like pros playing against a high school team. They are just getting manhandled and punched right in the mouth!

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And after the 2nd-half kickoff, force a turnover, score a TD, and go up by a score of 28-24.

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Giving up a FG feels like a Christmas miracle.

At least I'm not 100% sure Bigfoot doesn't exist.