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Old 10-29-2017, 01:03 PM
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Side note, the whole auto family of Chrystler/Jeep/Dodge has absolutely no idea how to advertise their stupid cars. It's like each one is tailored to a particular type of douche.

Which douche are you?

The kind who thinks they're a manly car tough car man douche? Vin Diesel would like you to know you have oil in your veins!

Are you an outdoorsy michelob ultra-drinking rock climb camper xxxtreeem bungey douche? Jeep has a fake roots band, or occasionally imagine dragons, who would like you to know that a car you will never take off road and will roll if you corner faster than 30mph is probably for you.

Are you a middle class dad who thinks Chrysler is a premium brand and somehow doesn't realize it's basically an off-brand Ford with even worse styling than Lincoln? Here's your silver 4-door sedan.

anyway

Quan Bray once again loses 5 yards of field position because he thinks he's elusive for some reason.
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