Even with Pagano, how is it possible this team is so poorly coached?

[Gimmick]

Sorry I missed the game tonight and just got home during 4th quarter. Went online to check the play-by-play that I missed and here is the very first play of the game:

(15:00 - 1st) B.Walsh kicks 67 yards from SEA 35 to IND -2. Q.Bray to IND 9 for 11 yards (T.McEvoy).

WTF? How terrible can the coaching staff possibly be at their multi-million dollar jobs? Couldn't a ****ing janitor with an IQ of 55 figure out that you get the ball at the 25 if you catch in the end-zone and take a ****ing knee every time?!!? Instead we've got these superstar assholes always running it out to the 9 ****ing yard line.

The coaching on the Colts might be worst coaching I've ever seen at any level of football. Ever. It never improves. There is always **** like this popping up every single game for 5 years now. ****ing disgusting.