Originally Posted by dred (Post 31504)

All I have to say is wtf ever happenned to half time adjustments?

We were looking so good in the first half. It was actually fun watching the clots again.

Originally Posted by GoBigBlue88 (Post 31395)

I want to live in a world where conversations go/went like this:

IRSAY: Give Chuck a chance.

BALLARD: Ok. Chuck, start whoever you want to open the season. You know this team better than me.

PAGANO: Great! I'll put TJ Green at CB and start Scott Tolzien at QB. Also, this Malik Hooker kid, I'll just play him a few snaps.

BALLARD: ...ok. Yes. Yes, you do that.

[Proceeds to hand Pagano rope to hang himself with]

Originally Posted by ChoppedWood (Post 31487)

I want to live in a world where conversations go/went like this:

IRSAY: Give Chuck a chance.

BALLARD: Ok. Chuck, start whoever you want to open the season. You know this team better than me.

PAGANO: Great! I'll put TJ Green at CB and start Scott Tolzien at QB. Also, this Malik Hooker kid, I'll just play him a few snaps.

BALLARD: ...Get the fuck out of here, right now, fucking leave "Security, we need armed escort of the premises right now, we have a madman on the loose"...

[goes to the bathroom and changes his soiled clothing]
What it should have been instead...

Originally Posted by Coltsalr (Post 31542)

Both of these made me laugh my fucking ass off.

Good work, boys.

Originally Posted by dred (Post 31504)

All I have to say is wtf ever happenned to half time adjustments?

We were looking so good in the first half. It was actually fun watching the clots again.

Originally Posted by omahacolt (Post 31547)

You are easily amused

Originally Posted by Coltsalr (Post 31650)

I also still find “OmahaSimpson” to be amusing.